Questions

• With the absence of lousy goaltending, scoring support and rib injuries, what will be Joe Thornton's excuse this time?
• Which Swedish-born captain should be putting his home up for sale in the Ottawa-Gatineau real estate market?
  
• Who, aside from Sydney Crosby, will be selected in the Pittsburg Penguins dispersal draft?
  
• Why is Glen Sather, who has coached, but never built, a championship team, sitting in the Hall of Fame while Pierre Lacroix resigned because of a second-round loss?
• How many people will be stabbed tonight on the Blue Whyte Ave Mile?
• Who will be the last former Flames defenseman standing: Commodore or Lydman?
• Which coach, due to his regular season prowess, will be considered the biggest choke artist since Billy Reay: Pat Quinn or Bryan Murray?
• Is Bryzgalov as good as Kiprusoff?
• Is Kipper as good as we thought?
• Who is going to win the Cup, and who is going to win the Conn Smythe?